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Kristyn: "Guinna Pigs are "EEEEEEEEEEE".....they sound like Donna."
Donna: "Oh my god! There's a picture above my bed!"
Crystal: "What is it of?"
Donna: "I don't know...ummm...Ewe! I just figured out what it is! I thought it was angel wings! Its a big fat hairy guy's chest!"
(As im on the phone with my mom...Donna laughs)
Mom: Whose dog?
Me: Oh thats just donna laughing
Donna: What if your farts were cold?
Crystal: I think it would be refreshing.
Crylyn44: i love youkyle.......
Crylyn44: lets get married
Crylyn44: oh wait i have a bf
kemcqn: thats cool, yo... we'll just get married wehn like... we are reincarnated as giant tortisses
Crylyn44: i am gonna become a lesbian
iceice1001: lol
iceice1001: sweet
Crylyn44: no i am gonna say fuck both sexes and buy a really nice vibrator
Donna: there's no toilet paper!!!
Crystal: yeah, its down here.
Donna: oh well i dont have to go anymore....it comes in waves.
Crystal: Have you seen that movie, Pleasantville?
Matt: Jackass?
M Jolman: remember when we went to our teachers farm in 5th grade
M Jolman: we played duck duck goose?
M Jolman: i saw your nipple
Sebequay: somebodys gotta be pissed
Willit23: Make sure bunny does not gnaw your face off when your sleeping, I heard gay hampsters like ears and faces
donna: i have a surprise for you! (as she exits the bathroom)
crystal: what? (as she enters the bathroom)
donna: i left one of my long butt hairs on the toilet for you!
NATALIE: ...i gotta go cuz its gonna rain and i melt...
tonyacl23: cookies help pass the time!
Crylyn44: yeah they do!
Crylyn44: damn tonya...makin me wanna get fat
Crylyn44: you are evil
Crylyn44: lol
tonyacl23: hahaha, i just ate like 4
tonyacl23: so its only fair that you do to
tonyacl23: i ain't gonna be the only fat single girl with a weird relationship with their ex
donna: ...i dunno, i just get the feeling that Nelly stinks...
crystal: i wish i could drive fast and get paid for it...
erika: you could be a pizza deliverer.
donna: no, my mom already knows i'm a lesbian...i just never bring girls home with me...my dad already knows i'm pregnent. if he finds out its by another girl, who knows what'll happen.
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